George Carlin: You Are All Diseased - 1999 (Part 5 of 6)



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Eleventh George Carlin concert special. You Are All Diseased


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Joe bless you my ... ( 1 month ago by RadcliffOfCrymod)
Joe bless you my friend. :)
Lol and you! ( 1 month ago by CHIKAKOAIRGIRZIM)
Lol and you!
Actually, I have a ... ( 1 month ago by RadcliffOfCrymod)
Actually, I have a really bleak outlook on life, but it's an outlook based on facts. ;) Just because some guy wears a fancy robe with a religious symbol on it doesn't make him any more special or knowledgable than the rest of us. :P
Yeah, one must ... ( 1 month ago by JoshuaLuty)
Yeah, one must always look at the facts rather then just believe all the bullshit that gets forcibly shoved up your ass everyday by stupid assholes. But still, we won't always be right because we don't fucking get all the facts, which leads to stupid fucking pot heads with bullshit empty conspiracy theories. People can often be stupid.
Array ( 1 month ago by UnderlordZ)
6:14
Bill Clittin' can easily be replaced with George W Bush, although Bush never had to admit to being full of shit; it's just pretty obvious by looking.
Did he leave out " ... ( 1 month ago by Nick7nick)
Did he leave out "No money down" in the advertising lullaby?
He says "No down ... ( 1 month ago by Xil09)
He says "No down payment" at around 2:21, so, technically he didn't leave it out.
Carlin, Pryor, ... ( 1 month ago by erby1kabogey)
Carlin, Pryor, Lenny Bruce! The Holy Trinity of comedy! No one else can compare!
you could throw ... ( 4 weeks ago by trapprman)
you could throw louis ck in that bunch too. hes a legit comedian
george carlin is ... ( 3 weeks ago by hbknutjack)
george carlin is talkin about bullshit and he is the finest kind of bullshit he talks about religeon and he doesnteven know the half of what hes talkin about
carlin is one of ... ( 3 weeks ago by louke7)
carlin is one of the greatest comedians ever
its a shame he died
RIP
I was being ... ( 3 weeks ago by SirJanyse)
I was being sarcastic.
i enjoy carlin. but ... ( 3 weeks ago by spe4kfr34ly)
i enjoy carlin. but the whole god thing doesn't make sense to me either. leave the job of turnign people against god (and i'm not talking about religion or its dogma, but God, whatever force it is) to the'devil'.
and you know the ... ( 3 weeks ago by Silenttoxic)
and you know the history of George Carlin and everything hes ever learned in his lifetime, want to talk about bullshit? how about the fact people like you are aloud to live and state there opinion
Also Bill Hicks. ( 2 weeks ago by LiehTzu)
Also Bill Hicks.
ive gotta say... ... ( 1 week ago by Dreamerx47)
ive gotta say...carlins NOT the king,not the king....HES THE ACE!!!
I laugh every time ... ( 1 week ago by ericcartman321)
I laugh every time I hear he says "Fuck"
Here here! ( 1 week ago by VanillaSlash)
Here here!
he wouldn't believe ... ( 1 week ago by compwiz64)
he wouldn't believe the incomparable amount of BS from our govt. now
7 mins in,when he ... ( 1 week ago by Oxa1)
7 mins in,when he talk about the businessman. He is so fuc*ing right! Criminal coc*sucker! =)luv george!
Haha, I love that ... ( 3 days ago by RadcliffOfCrymod)
Haha, I love that part too. :) Let's round up all these corporate bureaucratic assholes, line them up one after another, and use them as target practice.
Seriously though, if you took half these people, took away all their money and their credit cards, and set them out into the world, they wouldn't know what to do with themselves. The other half would lie, cheat, and steal their way back to the top. ;)
George W is a ... ( 3 days ago by RadcliffOfCrymod)
George W is a bigger bullshitter than his father, and I thought he was bad.
Haha, this is ... ( 3 days ago by RadcliffOfCrymod)
Haha, this is classic. Ever since I watched this routine I always laugh when I see these commercials from large companies when they say "Our customer service representatives are standing by."
Thankfully, I already have a woman to service my account. :D
"Actually, its our ... ( 7 hours ago by Prototype8907)
"Actually, its our way of saying "Bend over a little bit farther so we can get this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit deeper ***BOOM*** a little bit deeper ***BOOM*** a little bit deeper ***BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM***"" fuckin hilarious!



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