Kissing Hank's Ass
Uploaded by: scythe16
Video Description:
A humorous religion parallel between God and "Hank".
Idea from: http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
Movie by: http://nimpsy.com - http://starcantdead.com
Visit: http://biblegod.org/ Note: the audio track is "George Baker Selection - Little Green Bag".
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| "My heart weeps for ... ( 1 month ago by okkima) |
| "My heart weeps for anyone here who dares to mock Hank. After all he's done for us!" Yea, I mean, Hank Built This Town where I live! I mean, we have evidence for this... in his note, (not found in town history tough, must be an error!!) |
| Those town ... ( 1 month ago by okkima) |
| Those town historians are evil, they think THEY ARE HANK! Blasphemy! Those historians think they know everything. They claim this town started from small hut 500 years ago, then it came village 300 years ago, and got bigger and bigger and this has been town for 100 years now. BUT HANK SAYS HE BUILT THIS TOWN IN 7 YEARS AGO! AND HANK IS ALWAYS RIGHT! |
| The people who say ... ( 1 month ago by Imralu) |
| The people who say Hank didn't build this town are just biased against Hank. Their research methods can't be trusted because they say this town just HAPPENED to pop up by chance. It needs an intelligent organizer. That's just self evident. I hope Hank kicks the shit out of these "researchers" extra hard. I'll kiss Hank's ass extra hard for them tonight. |
| A Clock has maker. ... ( 1 month ago by okkima) |
| A Clock has maker. A Painting has maker. Therefore, this town has maker. Towns don't just pop into existance. Towns had to have an intelligent maker. The maker is Hank. I kiss Hanks ass for all for you nonbelievers. |
| Because Moon is ... ( 1 month ago by okkima) |
| Because Moon is made of green cheese doesn't mean moon IS green cheese at the moment. At first Moon was mas made of green cheese. Then it decomposed to rock. That's why scientist don't know it's really green cheese. Green cheese turns into stone after 6000 years pretty easy. |
| This is so on the ... ( 1 month ago by wavymavy) |
| This is so on the money! |
| eeeeeeeeeeee ( 1 month ago by xope713) |
| eeeeeeeeeeee |
| Hank is love. Love ... ( 1 month ago by cyborgtroy) |
| Hank is love. Love exists. Therefore Hank exists and also built this town and wants to give you a million dollars. |
| Without Hank, we ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| Without Hank, we would not have morals(kicking shit out of people who aren't like us)! |
| What if you end up ... ( 3 weeks ago by Pbirv) |
| What if you end up kicking the shit out of Hank when he tries kicking the shit out of you? |
| That wont happen ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| That wont happen because when Hank comes to kick shit out of you, you will be chained and locked in chair by Hanks own personal army of believers. You cannot fight Hank! Only way to save yourself is to kiss his ass! |
| What if you're like ... ( 3 weeks ago by Pbirv) |
| What if you're like Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, or even Bruce Lee? |
| Then he shall send ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| Then he shall send the minotaurs! |
| Something a machine ... ( 3 weeks ago by Pbirv) |
| Something a machine gun, a flamethrower, and an RPG could take care of. Even a sword would do the trick- after all it worked on the last minotaur. |
| Only way to never ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| Only way to never meet Hank is to either kiss his ass or become immortal. You think you can live forever? |
| I don't know, but ... ( 3 weeks ago by Pbirv) |
| I don't know, but I'm getting ready to have a couple hot dogs with mustard and ketchup and wash those down with some ice cold beer. |
| I'd known you were ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time! I'll kiss Hanks ass for you so that you may not get kicked the shit out by Hank. |
| I guess I'll have ... ( 3 weeks ago by Pbirv) |
| I guess I'll have some saurkraut too. |
| Hank is real ... ( 3 weeks ago by okkima) |
| Hank is real because I stopped drinking alcohol. I was alcohol addict before and I couldn't stop drinking before I was presented Hanks special letter of items. Hank spoke to me in my dream and I stopped drinking the day I woke from it. |
| Ha! That's a good ... ( 3 weeks ago by jmcr71795) |
| Ha! That's a good one! |
| My name is Hank. ( 2 weeks ago by thanklink) |
| My name is Hank. |
| Watch fight club ... ( 1 week ago by itsjustbuzz) |
| Watch fight club and a few tarantino movies, buy 2 suits, watch the first title of clockwork orange, buy a Family sony dvd camera, sit around a table with your mates and Brainstorm a plot with a twist then bang There is "kiss hanks ass" |
| Wow... hey...that's ... ( 1 week ago by MrVamos) |
| Wow... hey...that's like.... like.... religion! |
| I can't believe how ... ( 3 days ago by daabil) |
| I can't believe how disrespectful this video is. Hank is gonna kick the shit out of you. I know Hank is real, I feel it when I kiss his ass. I can prove Hank is real, I have a grilled cheese sandwich with Hank's image on it. |
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